The Smell Will Be The Same

parody of The Memory Remains written by James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich & Kirk Hammett and performed by Metallica with Marianne Faithfull

Fourth and Main, Mizz or Seine, Guam or Spain
But the smell will be the same

Smell these Big Macs sizzlin’ ’way
And all the salted fries with shakes
See the food court crowd cram their bulging cheeks with butter
It’s dinner time you go
Time to don cholesterol
If he diets on just all-burger food then he’s a goner
Fourth and Main, Mizz or Seine, Guam or Spain
North Japan, mid-Ukraine, Bonn, Tirane
But the smell will be the same

Happy meals, those kiddie sets
Upsize drinks and fries for cents
While the high school kids put burgers on the rack
And slap the plastic on
No sizzlin’ filet mignon
Cash for trash, bustin’ guts, ate at Macs

York or Maine, Swiss or Dane, Lyon, Brisbane
North Japan, mid-Ukraine, Bonn, Tirane
Let’s eat at McDonald’s

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm - Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm - Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm - Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm - Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm

Chips I say
Fries you say
Eat at McDonald’s
Cash for trash
Bustin’ guts
Ate at Macs

Fourth and Main, Mizz or Seine, Guam or Spain
North Japan, mid-Ukraine, Bonn, Tirane
But the smell will be the same

Cash for trash (Cash for trash)
Bustin’ guts (Bustin’ guts)
Ate at Macs (Ate at Macs)
The smell will be the same
Yeah
This shake is three whole dollars, yeah, yeah, yeah, heya
Let’s eat at McDonald’s, lads

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm - Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm - Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm - Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm - Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm – Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm – Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm (Say yes)
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, (The beef’s like jello) mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm (Say yes)
Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm, (Arches of yellow) mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm

parody lyrics © 2004 Glenn Davies

written 2 May 2004

This song is dedicated to all my friends (and everyone else) that ever worked at McDonalds.