Middle-Earth Rhapsody

(parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody" written by Freddie Mercury and performed by Queen)

GANDALF:
This is the real life
This is no fantasy
Caught in a grand sight
Nine hours of a trilogy
Bilbo disguised
Leave the ring behind and flee

The Smell Will Be The Same

parody of The Memory Remains written by James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich & Kirk Hammett and performed by Metallica with Marianne Faithfull

Fourth and Main, Mizz or Seine, Guam or Spain
But the smell will be the same

Smell these Big Macs sizzlin’ ’way
And all the salted fries with shakes
See the food court crowd cram their bulging cheeks with butter
It’s dinner time you go
Time to don cholesterol
If he diets on just all-burger food then he’s a goner

Shelving Time (Library Theme Song)

parody of Closing Time written by Dan Wilson and performed by Semisonic

Shelving time
Open up the doors and all the non-fiction’s disturbed
Shelving time
Put them in the right spot but they’re messed up by all the borrowers
Shelving time
Learn that Dewey decimal so sorting is easy, a breeze
Shelving time
I know all the codes shown on the outer sleeve